MORE JOKES FOR THE DAY ***** # 71104.

ROLCAM

First Prize

A little boy took his dog on a "take your pet to school" day. There were prizes for the smallest, the prettiest, the cutest, and the smartest pet.

Determined that his dog win a prize, the boy put his pet through a whole series of tricks.

Finally the boy turned to the dog and asked, "Mindy, how much is two plus two minus four?"

The dog sat quietly, making no sound, remaining still and silent. "Right!" exclaimed the boy.

His dog won first prize.

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More Actual Medical Chart Notes

- The skin was moist and dry.

- Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.

- Patient was alert and unresponsive.

- She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.

- Rectal examination revealed a normal-size thyroid.

- I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.

- The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

- The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead.

- Skin: somewhat pale but present.

- The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

- Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. ____, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.

- Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.

- She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was hot in bed last night.

- Patient was found in bed with her power mower.

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No leak

That's not a leak, my car's just marking its territory!

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Friendly Bears

On a military training exercise, the British divisional command radio operators were getting very bored one quiet night, when breaking the silence a voice asked over the air, “Are there any friendly bears listening?”

After a moment, another voice replied, “Yes, I'm a friendly bear,” and then another voice, “I'm a friendly bear too!”

At this point, the Officer at Headquarters grabbed his microphone and let loose a blistering tirade at the operators for fooling around on a radio link.

When he had finished, there was silence for about ten seconds. Then a small voice said, “You're not a very friendly bear, are you?”

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Sydney , Australia.