JOKES FOR THE DAY ***** # 71109.

ROLCAM · Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:45 am Post subject: JOKES FOR THE DAY ***** # 71109.

How to Detect a Mental Deficiency .

A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease. "Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?"

"Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track."

"What sort of question?"

"Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?'

The blonde thought a moment, then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history."

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Wife wanted

A man inserted an ad in the classified: "Wife wanted." Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

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Kenny's Law of Auto Repair

The part requiring the most consistent repair or replacement will be housed in the most inaccessible location.

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Made You Think

- Last week, I went to a furniture store to look for a decaffeinated coffee table. They couldn't help me.

- For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

- I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.

- I bought some powdered water, but I didn't know what to add.

- I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time.

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