JOKES FOR THE DAY ***** # 71110.

ROLCAM · Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 12:36 pm Post subject: JOKES FOR THE DAY ***** # 71110.

The Grocery Bag Law .

The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market is hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.

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Wedding Ceremony

A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service.

After the benediction, he had planned to call the couple down for a brief ceremony in front of the congregation.

For the life of him, he couldn't think of the names of those who were to be married.

"Will those wanting to get married please come to the front?" he requested.

Immediately, nine single ladies, three widows, four widowers, and six single men stepped to the front.

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I want to become a lawyer ...

An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. “I want to become a lawyer. How much is it for the express degree you told me about?”

“It's $50,000,” the lawyer said. “But why? You'll be dead soon, why do you want to become a lawyer?”

“That's my business! Get me the course!”

Four days later, the old man got his law degree. His lawyer was at his bedside, making sure his bill would be paid. Suddenly, the old man was racked with fits of coughing and it was clear that this would be the end. Still curious, the lawyer leaned over and said, “Please, before it's too late, tell me why you wanted to get a law degree so badly before you died?”

In a faint whisper, as he breathed his last, the old man said, “One less lawyer..."

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Isaac's Strange Rule of Staleness .

Any food that starts out hard will soften when stale. Any food that starts out soft will harden when stale.

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